Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
All right, Thing 1, time to prove yourself. I'm giving you this list of people to stalk and write reports on.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
GILBERT, ELENA (NHD-C12-GLT-831)
FAIR, ZACK (NHD-C12-ZFR-779)
FORBES, CAROLINE (M02-B25-210)
OAK, GREEN (M02-B25-133)
Extra credit for anything you can find on SHEPARD, LYDIA (NHD-C12-SHD-011).
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Don't disappoint me. Contact me immediately if you run into any problems.
All right, Thing 1, time to prove yourself. I'm giving you this list of people to stalk and write reports on.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
GILBERT, ELENA (NHD-C12-GLT-831)
FAIR, ZACK (NHD-C12-ZFR-779)
FORBES, CAROLINE (M02-B25-210)
OAK, GREEN (M02-B25-133)
Extra credit for anything you can find on SHEPARD, LYDIA (NHD-C12-SHD-011).
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Don't disappoint me. Contact me immediately if you run into any problems.
[It's not long after the third body has been found, after their fears have clenched tight like fists again, that this message comes in. (And yes, he is going to begin every first message to someone like this.)]
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
Peter, it's Marco. Wanted to make sure you were still doing ok. Write back when you can.
[Alright, so it's not exactly writing but. He should know what he means.]
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
Peter, it's Marco. Wanted to make sure you were still doing ok. Write back when you can.
[Alright, so it's not exactly writing but. He should know what he means.]
FROM: braus.sasha@cdc.org
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
Also I keep thinking about that delicious meat you gave me, when can I get more?
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
Also I keep thinking about that delicious meat you gave me, when can I get more?
Edited (i keep not writing his full name [nono]) 2015-01-01 22:22 (UTC)
FROM: korra@cdc.org
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
You know who I am, dummy.
What the heck is a booty call?
[Weirdo.]
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
You know who I am, dummy.
What the heck is a booty call?
[Weirdo.]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
i got a bone to pick with you
i got a bone to pick with you
FROM: forbes.caroline@cdc.org
Aren't you a little underage for people to be touching your balls?
Aren't you a little underage for people to be touching your balls?
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
TO: akame@cdc.org
okay for one who taught you how to flirt with anyone
and secondly how did this get about me being naked
TO: akame@cdc.org
okay for one who taught you how to flirt with anyone
and secondly how did this get about me being naked
FROM: ackerman.mikasa@cdc.org
TO: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
I've touched a lot of people, why is this important?
[ but she'll never forget dat ass ]
TO: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
I've touched a lot of people, why is this important?
[ but she'll never forget dat ass ]
FROM: akame@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
people are strange, you know. maybe it's the thrill of being in danger that's making some of us...want to take our clothes off.
apparently, anyhow. though i can't help but feel that's somewhat unsettling.
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
people are strange, you know. maybe it's the thrill of being in danger that's making some of us...want to take our clothes off.
apparently, anyhow. though i can't help but feel that's somewhat unsettling.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
TO: brink.topher@cdc.org
No better or worse than the last time I had to use my balls to save the community. [ because that was never. he just likes these puns way too much. ]
On a more serious note, if you want to crawl into bed with Hanna and me, that's fine. But I can't promise you won't be spooned.
TO: brink.topher@cdc.org
No better or worse than the last time I had to use my balls to save the community. [ because that was never. he just likes these puns way too much. ]
On a more serious note, if you want to crawl into bed with Hanna and me, that's fine. But I can't promise you won't be spooned.
Edited 2015-01-04 04:29 (UTC)
[ Were you hoping he forgot about you? Womp womp. ]
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
Should've gone for the airlock on the eagle. I woke up the other day to five more of them staring me down.
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
If this is the wrong Peter, sorry. I promise I'm not kidnapping or plotting to murder national birds.
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
Should've gone for the airlock on the eagle. I woke up the other day to five more of them staring me down.
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
If this is the wrong Peter, sorry. I promise I'm not kidnapping or plotting to murder national birds.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
So did that furball try to bite your face off yet
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
You can't trust anything that comes from Dagger.
[ he was going to put 'did that furball kill you yet' but ... maybe that's in bad taste. ]
So did that furball try to bite your face off yet
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
You can't trust anything that comes from Dagger.
[ he was going to put 'did that furball kill you yet' but ... maybe that's in bad taste. ]
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