nomoneystillproblems: (sure i'll take you for a swing on my web)
Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker ([personal profile] nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe


parker.peter@cdc.org
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consignity: (Now you're not satisfied)

SHE DOESN'T MEAN TO THO?!

[personal profile] consignity 2015-01-04 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: akame@cdc.org

......i'm beginning to doubt the reliability of this device.


[because boy oh boy this is becoming highly embarrassing.]

FROM: akame@cdc.org

...i'm in no way involved, and have no intention of getting involved. he was the one who mentioned naked people first; i was simply trying to help him handle the situation.


[not like it's working, obviously.]

FROM: akame@cdc.org

i hope that clarifies things for you. also, no romantic feelings are involved from my end.


[for the record, Peter. don't you know libel is illegal?]
consignity: ('Cause it's so easy)

look man i plead the fifth

[personal profile] consignity 2015-01-09 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: akame@cdc.org

so...we would speak through the cans? i would think the miscommunications would be worse using such a method.

FROM:akame@cdc.org

apparently someone saw someone else naked, and he thought that they wanted to see him naked too, i think. it was very confusing. then he got upset with me. i'm not sure why. all i said was that it was a relief that no one wanted to see him naked.

FROM: akame@cdc.org

i'll try my best. i'm not sure who to believe anymore.
consignity: (You're my head and you're my heart)

i have a right to remain silent

[personal profile] consignity 2015-01-09 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: akame@cdc.org

that...sounds very impressive. i'm afraid science and technology aren't my forte---they're not very advanced where i'm from. just utilizing this device never ceases to both amaze and discomfort me slightly.

FROM: akame@cdc.org

but i agree with you. it's definitely crucial, as well as useful.

when it's working properly.

FROM: akame@cdc.org

maybe he actually likes the person, but is being roundabout toward them. either way, i feel like him just telling them would've been fine, instead of involving nudity.

i hope so. i really think he should resolve any unresolved issues with the person first, though.

FROM: akame@cdc.org

perhaps you're right.

since you brought it up, has anyone said strange things about you because of this mess?
consignity: (But the snow is too loud)

[personal profile] consignity 2015-01-11 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: akame@cdc.org

yes...a lot of what i've seen, from these lights that run on lightning rather than lit by a flame, to doors that open by themselves, to devices like the blackglass...don't even exist where i'm from.

so i'd appreciate that very much. thank you.

FROM: akame@cdc.org

.....i hope it doesn't come to that. i really think he was just getting his hopes up. i don't feel like he should be faulted for that.


[but hell if she knows the do's and don'ts of flirting (or sexual harassment, in this case).

also, if jean gets jumped, it's kind of her fault for further spreading the misinformation, alas.]


FROM: akame@cdc.org

i'll do my best.

and if you need a hand if a fight breaks out, don't hesitate to contact me. you're helping me with figuring out new technology, after all.


[while they're on the subject of brawling. it's always good to be prepared.]
consignity: (Gonna start a fire without a flame)

[personal profile] consignity 2015-01-15 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: akame@cdc.org

that...isn't good.

what else have you heard about him? nothing worse than what i've told you, i hope?

FROM: akame@cdc.org

i was trained in hand-to-hand combat, yes. it's a necessity---sometimes, you can't leave traces when eliminating a target. anyone who stumbles upon the scene would be able to have authorities track you down if you use a weapon too much.

well, if you have free time, i could teach you a few basic techniques and maneuvers. combine those with your enhanced strength, and you can deal a lot more damage than i can.