Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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o-oh.... in that case...
messaged you a couple of times, everything bounced back
also couldnt track you down by your cuff
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
why are you apologizing
blushu..
Oh. I guess they don't load up even when you get back, I haven't seen anything.
[Please say that Green was the only one who tried to contact him....]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Because it's a crap thing to deal with.
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its not a big deal [ Those messages aren't exactly kind to his image, or whatever. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
whatever
if it happened it happened neither of us cant do anything about it
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But Peter's not gonna push it either. Truth be told he's about as enthusiastic about dealing with this as Green is.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's not happening again.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i heard there were some weirdo harpy things?
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FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
if u say so
yeah and a giant tentacle monster from the sky
i almost wanna say u didnt miss much
its good that u didnt see it at all
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such confidence in me, i'm flattered
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
okay yeah i've dealt with enough tentacles in my lifetime that I think I'm better off not knowing
you didn't get hurt did you?
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you wish
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
???? were u here for the kraken
im fine arcanine is too
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i have better things to wish for excuse you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I missed most of that too, my group was late getting back from mapping. I meant from stuff back home
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
glad to hear about arcanine, miss that dude
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i dunno u like being right a lot
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
????? you had giant tentacles back home
but i guess if ur part spider its not too weird
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
ur gonna make him run 2 where u are
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I'd pass up being right for having a TGI Fridays around the corner.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's a restaurant.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm not part spider okay it's complicated. And yes i fought crazy people with tentacle appendages, two of the goop variety and one with mechanized metal ones.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
don't get my hopes up. feed him a treat for me
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what does the cdc stand for??
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
and now youre going to tell me theyre not part octopus and its complicated right
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
he already had enough hell get urs tomorrow
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Coconut dream croissants.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Well they aren't, I don't know what you're expecting. Do you seriously want me to break down my sordid past for you 200 characters at a time
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
wow don't be a treat tyrant, he'll work it off chasing lothlo or something
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shit meant tgi
sounds like a bore pass
i dunno the first time i met u
u were stuck on the ceiling listening to the pipes or smth
so part spider
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
yeah
tomorrow
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Thank God It's Friday
end of the work week and all that
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
also that's so rude, my history is as rich and colorful as the ancient greeks
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
spider powers ≠ part spider it's just a theme okay
I don't have venom and i don't stick to things with tiny spider hairs
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
rude. I'm gonna feed him when you're not looking and make him fat as hell
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whys the restaurant called that
is it only open on fridays or smth
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
no idea who they are stop assuming i know your weird stories
but you still stick to things
and good to know ur not poisonous?????
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
are u trying to kill my pokemon
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no it's piggybacking off of the feeling when the work week is done and you finally get a break so that you can
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why am i explaining this to you it's dumb just assume it's a restaurant and you get good mac and cheese there
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
oh my god fine
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
my history is as rich and colourful as the ancient pokefolks, who lived in pokefloats, with their pokemon who they fed pokefood and sang pokesongs to as they pokewatched the pokesun pokeset
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
POKEMON
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and no he'll just be fat and jolly
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you cant just stop your explanation in the middle
what the hell parker
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
dont ask about pokemon history its a 2 hour sit down [ it really is ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
are you done
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
no
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it's not worth the effort just accept it for what it is green
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
wow
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
would you kill me if i asked for a summary anyway
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once upon a time there was nothing except for the alpha pokemon
arceus the original one or whatever
they think he created the entire universe
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
but as someone once said
why am i explaining this its stupid just assume theres pokemon in my world
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
smell ya later
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oh my god look there's way more to be said about the origins of your mystery pokemon world than there is about the dumb name of a mediocre diner
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
what's that supposed to mean?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
are you twelve
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