Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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Coconut dream croissants.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Well they aren't, I don't know what you're expecting. Do you seriously want me to break down my sordid past for you 200 characters at a time
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
wow don't be a treat tyrant, he'll work it off chasing lothlo or something
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shit meant tgi
sounds like a bore pass
i dunno the first time i met u
u were stuck on the ceiling listening to the pipes or smth
so part spider
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
yeah
tomorrow
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Thank God It's Friday
end of the work week and all that
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
also that's so rude, my history is as rich and colorful as the ancient greeks
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
spider powers ≠ part spider it's just a theme okay
I don't have venom and i don't stick to things with tiny spider hairs
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
rude. I'm gonna feed him when you're not looking and make him fat as hell
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whys the restaurant called that
is it only open on fridays or smth
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
no idea who they are stop assuming i know your weird stories
but you still stick to things
and good to know ur not poisonous?????
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
are u trying to kill my pokemon
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no it's piggybacking off of the feeling when the work week is done and you finally get a break so that you can
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why am i explaining this to you it's dumb just assume it's a restaurant and you get good mac and cheese there
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
oh my god fine
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
my history is as rich and colourful as the ancient pokefolks, who lived in pokefloats, with their pokemon who they fed pokefood and sang pokesongs to as they pokewatched the pokesun pokeset
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
POKEMON
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and no he'll just be fat and jolly
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you cant just stop your explanation in the middle
what the hell parker
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
dont ask about pokemon history its a 2 hour sit down [ it really is ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
are you done
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
no
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it's not worth the effort just accept it for what it is green
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
wow
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
would you kill me if i asked for a summary anyway
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once upon a time there was nothing except for the alpha pokemon
arceus the original one or whatever
they think he created the entire universe
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
but as someone once said
why am i explaining this its stupid just assume theres pokemon in my world
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
smell ya later
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oh my god look there's way more to be said about the origins of your mystery pokemon world than there is about the dumb name of a mediocre diner
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
what's that supposed to mean?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
are you twelve
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