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Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker ([personal profile] nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe


parker.peter@cdc.org
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[personal profile] equivalences 2015-04-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ UHHH THERE ARE STILL COOLER ALTERNATIVES

ONE DAY HE WILL HAVE A TALK WITH YOU, PETER. ABOUT HOW 'SPIDERMAN' SOUNDS LAME AS HELL ]


FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I don't know. Does 'Snap', 'Crackle' and 'Pop' mean anything to you? I feel like he has a theme going on but I really don't get it.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I completed an assessment back on the Neheda. I think it's because of that.
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[personal profile] equivalences 2015-04-02 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I -- What? You're telling me these deadly murder-hounds are named after breakfast cereal?

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I completed it, but that's really all I did. I'm still not sure why he picked Jean and I over everyone else.
[ Also the goal of the assessment was to cuddle dogs ... ]
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[personal profile] equivalences 2015-04-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

He has a weird sense of humor.
[ THESE DOGS LIKE ... MURDERED EVERYONE IN GREY. FAKE-MURDERED (it still felt real) ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I don't think so, considering the assessment was just to achieve ... cuddle mode.
[ But who even knows. Maybe Gale likes dumb teenage boys. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

There're two up for adoption now. Jean had to return Crackle to Gale when he got out of Grey. He's already a zoo, anyway, so I don't think he'll miss him much.
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[personal profile] equivalences 2015-04-05 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

A cheese-only ... diet
[ WTF ??? ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Well, yeah. We thought it might make things a little safer for us.
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[personal profile] equivalences 2015-04-05 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Did you get fat?

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

EWOK is already lost on me.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Sure, come over whenever you want.
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[personal profile] equivalences 2015-04-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Sounds rough.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

It's really that good, huh?
[ Ed is pretty sure he heard something that sounds like Peter's voice but he's too busy reading a book to go check it out. Sorry bro.

Below Peter, Pop gives him a bark. ]