Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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Maybe it won't kill you, but it could still make your life miserable. That's not detrimental to the CDC's objectives.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Did you give it a name?
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They'd be hard pressed to find a new way to make me miserable honestly, I'm already drowning here
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Bobby. It breathes ice, and my friend Bobby Drake back home was the Iceman.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Do you still have that weirdo robot dog? Hinata told me about it.
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Iceman ...? You guys really need to work at better codenames.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Her name's Pop. She actually belongs to Instructor Gale.
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He didn't want to be Mr. Frosty, believe me, I tried.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Pop? why pop?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Why was gale leasing his dogs to you
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ONE DAY HE WILL HAVE A TALK WITH YOU, PETER. ABOUT HOW 'SPIDERMAN' SOUNDS LAME AS HELL ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't know. Does 'Snap', 'Crackle' and 'Pop' mean anything to you? I feel like he has a theme going on but I really don't get it.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I completed an assessment back on the Neheda. I think it's because of that.
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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you kidding me
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
That's rice krispies that's the tagline for a brand of cereal
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
he named his dogs after puffed rice that pops in milk
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
did you win at the assessment?
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I -- What? You're telling me these deadly murder-hounds are named after breakfast cereal?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I completed it, but that's really all I did. I'm still not sure why he picked Jean and I over everyone else. [ Also the goal of the assessment was to cuddle dogs ... ]
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Snap crackle pop kellogg's rice krispies
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
the sound effects are even the names of these dumb elf mascots, idk what gale was thinking
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
only you and jean got dogs? so there's still one up for adoption?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
maybe everyone else failed horribly and you two looked better by comparison
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He has a weird sense of humor. [ THESE DOGS LIKE ... MURDERED EVERYONE IN GREY. FAKE-MURDERED (it still felt real) ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't think so, considering the assessment was just to achieve ... cuddle mode. [ But who even knows. Maybe Gale likes dumb teenage boys. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
There're two up for adoption now. Jean had to return Crackle to Gale when he got out of Grey. He's already a zoo, anyway, so I don't think he'll miss him much.
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Yeah him and mothership sentenced me to a cheese only diet once
these people are wierd
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
well to be fair trying to cuddle with something that looks like it's going to eviscerate you is a very daunting task
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i'm proud of you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
whoa congrats to jean? I haven't talked to that dude since we were on the spaceship, glad to hear he's okay.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
So you're up in the tree forts huh
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A cheese-only ... diet [ WTF ??? ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Well, yeah. We thought it might make things a little safer for us.
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my punishment for sneaking snacks from the kitchen. it was a harrowing era in my young life
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i was gonna make an ewok joke but i'm assuming that'd be lost on you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
can i come check it out? I've never been in a tree fort
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Did you get fat?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
EWOK is already lost on me.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Sure, come over whenever you want.
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ed you've seen me you know i did not get fat
i just got sick a lot and cried into my pillow about the cruel cruel world
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
god what use are you. if they have movies again on the ship and that one's there, i'm taping you to the chair and you'll ENJOY IT
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
whoops on my way i guess
[And rather than use whatever apparatus there is to shimmy up to their fort, Peter ricochets between the trunks and branches, advancing like a pinball on a winning streak to the nearest abode.
He pauses then.]
It would help if you guys had door numbers.
[Does he start knocking or...?]
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Sounds rough.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
It's really that good, huh? [ Ed is pretty sure he heard something that sounds like Peter's voice but he's too busy reading a book to go check it out. Sorry bro.
Below Peter, Pop gives him a bark. ]
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it's iconic, you better like it
[He's startled, pausing midway through a message to Ed asking where he would find his most esteemed of tree tents, but then he hears it. Peter looks down.]
Oh hi. Demon dog.
[He stays perfectly still.]
So. Is this like Lassie, Pop? You gonna lead me to your master?