Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
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that and one of the guys in the cannon, only id fly off in a blaze of glory
sooo your already in a circus, whats your nickname?? whats youre trick???
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make sure there's something soft to catch you at the end of that glory blaze
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
no i meant that metaphorically, my life is stupid and crazy and full of people in ridiculous costumes, much like a circus
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
my nickname is Spider-Man and my trick is pretending I'm halfway competent
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FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
yeah i figured, but after hearing that id just like to point out that a real circus would pay you
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
and maybe give you a tricked out spider outfit that could spin webs or scare quiet home owners everywhere
which could be an upgrade??
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yeah bet that's a real sweet salary. Two bucks a day and a can of peanuts.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I've terrified enough quiet homeowners in my time, I think I'd like to retire from all that jazz.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What about you? What did you do before you got here?
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technically we're earning ~13 credits a day with no peanuts sooooo i dont know
think of it as keeping the home owners on their toes!! shaking up their lifes, etc etc, a real service to the community
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
back home???
i played volleyball
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how many credits does it take to buy peanuts though
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
...................volleyball.
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FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
yeah
high school volleyball
i was a regular at the club
[as a FIRST YEAR it was a BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT okay........]
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Okay but what were you doing that landed you here?
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I said yes to the recruiter
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
What were YOU doing????
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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Wait wait wait you're saying that you were just playing volleyball before this?
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Like that was your occupation? High school volleyball player?
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[... and realizing two things: one, wait, seriously, he's actually probably called Spider-Man, and two, died from multiple injuries.]
[which--- doesn't entirely break up the bite behind:]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
Yes, it was.
You have a problem with that??
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No volleyball is a very lucrative pastime
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
The problem I have is what megalomaniacal masochistic bozo up and decided to rip you out of your high school and stick you on a genocide squad????
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Whatd you say about volleyball???!!
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And whatd you say about
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what?
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Is there no dictionary option on this
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
okay a) I said volleyball is a good thing, it's probably got a sports league you can step into somewhere or at least a scholarship
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and b) I'm peeved at the dickcheeses that brought you here, not you. Have you been okay? Like at all?
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FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
I've been here 4 months, I"m fine
i;m not useless either before you start in on that, I'm still alive and i'm learning!
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
dont be angry at them for that. I was the one who said yes
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I said yes too but you have to admit, their recruiting services kind of box you in.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
But it's good that you're okay and you're learning. I never said ordinary people can't do it, I just meant that it's harder when you don't have a precedence.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
But if you ever need help with anything, I know I'm a total stranger but don't be afraid to ask.
1/2 (kabby you are dangerous and cruel ah Peter is too precious)
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Which Peter Parker are you?
And do you actually call yourself Spider-Man?
nah consensus says the precious is hinata
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
the short dead one
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Also yes. I do. It was a secret identity.
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i could pretend its still a secret identity if you want and just call you parker
how short's short
did you really fight all your evil arch nemesises at once
can you talk to spiders
would you want to talk to spiders
how'd they corner you in the afterlife
can you sleep on the ceiling or do you fall off into people's laps like a spider
no really how short's short???
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Whoa slow your roll barbara walters one thing at a time
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
uh 1. no point, my file's there for everyone to see, the secret's out. 2. i didn't, a few had died before that or weren't there. There was still a lot of them though.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
3. i cannot sadly 4. and actually no i don't think I would, i don't think they'd have much to say
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
5. I have no clue. I remember waking up on a stretcher and there was a lady asking me if i would save everyone, and i said yes but I was really cold and delirious and didn't really get what was going on
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I wasn't sure if I'd actually died or not for a bit until I got here and it said so in the file. 6. Nope, would not recommend sleeping on the ceiling. I have to stick to things intentionally. I sleep on a bed like regular people
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and 7. I'm 5'5". so roughly 165 cm
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