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Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (
nomoneystillproblems
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09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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2015-04-07 05:50 am (UTC)
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amber@cdc.org
What do you have against white vans, Pierre?
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nomoneystillproblems
2015-04-07 05:52 am (UTC)
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oh my god are we going through all the iterations of peter over the globe
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parker.peter@cdc.org
what kind of chocolate is it
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parker.peter@cdc.org
why are you texting me i haven't seen you in six years
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2015-04-07 05:54 am (UTC)
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amber@cdc.org
That sounds fun, ピーター!
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amber@cdc.org
Real chocolate.
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amber@cdc.org
You didn't call me back ):
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nomoneystillproblems
2015-04-07 05:56 am (UTC)
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parker.peter@cdc.org
how did you even type that on this thing
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parker.peter@cdc.org
Milk or white or dark? is it cadbury or nestle? details!!
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parker.peter@cdc.org
you never called? are you thinking of the other peter
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2015-04-07 05:58 am (UTC)
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amber@cdc.org
Are you going to ask me if it's fair trade too?
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amber@cdc.org
It's sweet and it's chocolate.
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amber@cdc.org
You're supposed to call me back, Phật Tổ!
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nomoneystillproblems
2015-04-07 06:37 am (UTC)
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you know asking about 'fair trade' when we're working for a company that blows up planets seems kinda contradictory
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parker.peter@cdc.org
Where are you I might take a piece
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parker.peter@cdc.org
did you just call me fat
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parker.peter@cdc.org
i can't believe you're offering me chocolate and yet you call me fat how dare you
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2015-04-07 07:24 am (UTC)
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[ There's a long IC pause as the pieces fall into place for her . . . ]
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amber@cdc.org
Oh.
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amber@cdc.org
You're Peter, not the Pedro who was curious about the giant spider, aren't you?
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amber@cdc.org
Don't worry, I have it on good authority that real boys have curves.
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nomoneystillproblems
2015-04-21 03:15 pm (UTC)
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parker.peter@cdc.org
you were trying to message my doppelganger?
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parker.peter@cdc.org
i'm not fat?? i could slip through a crack in the floor honestly it's a little sad
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parker.peter@cdc.org
so is the chocolate still on the table or....?
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2015-04-24 02:21 pm (UTC)
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I messaged both of you, in case I get the wrong one.
[ Which only means she got it wrong twice, but oh well. ]
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amber@cdc.org
Don't you want to be a little fatter? I was trying to compliment you . . .
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amber@cdc.org
Yes. Still interested?
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nomoneystillproblems
2015-04-28 02:26 am (UTC)
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wow i see how it is
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parker.peter@cdc.org
I'll be fatter if have chocolate. yes i'm still interested where do i get to pick up this special delivery
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2015-04-28 05:48 am (UTC)
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My rover. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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amber@cdc.org
You're not jealous are you?
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nomoneystillproblems
2015-04-28 05:03 pm (UTC)
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ah yes the film of my childhood
be over in two secs
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parker.peter@cdc.org
i would be but i'm still getting chocolate so meh.
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2015-04-29 01:32 am (UTC)
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Come over anytime, Peter.
[ Does that sound wrong? Does she care? ]
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nomoneystillproblems
2015-05-07 02:23 am (UTC)
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[And lo, he verily cameth over and ate the chocolate, and Amber was chatty and weird and it was surreal to Peter Parker, as it is usually he, the Spider-Man, that is chatty and weird. He was not sure if this was worth it.]
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What do you have against white vans, Pierre?
no subject
oh my god are we going through all the iterations of peter over the globe
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
what kind of chocolate is it
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why are you texting me i haven't seen you in six years
no subject
That sounds fun, ピーター!
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Real chocolate.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
You didn't call me back ):
no subject
how did you even type that on this thing
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Milk or white or dark? is it cadbury or nestle? details!!
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
you never called? are you thinking of the other peter
no subject
Are you going to ask me if it's fair trade too?
FROM: amber@cdc.org
It's sweet and it's chocolate.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
You're supposed to call me back, Phật Tổ!
no subject
you know asking about 'fair trade' when we're working for a company that blows up planets seems kinda contradictory
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Where are you I might take a piece
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
did you just call me fat
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i can't believe you're offering me chocolate and yet you call me fat how dare you
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FROM: amber@cdc.org
Oh.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
You're Peter, not the Pedro who was curious about the giant spider, aren't you?
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Don't worry, I have it on good authority that real boys have curves.
no subject
you were trying to message my doppelganger?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i'm not fat?? i could slip through a crack in the floor honestly it's a little sad
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
so is the chocolate still on the table or....?
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I messaged both of you, in case I get the wrong one.
[ Which only means she got it wrong twice, but oh well. ]
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Don't you want to be a little fatter? I was trying to compliment you . . .
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Yes. Still interested?
no subject
wow i see how it is
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'll be fatter if have chocolate. yes i'm still interested where do i get to pick up this special delivery
no subject
My rover. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
You're not jealous are you?
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ah yes the film of my childhood
be over in two secs
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i would be but i'm still getting chocolate so meh.
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Come over anytime, Peter.
[ Does that sound wrong? Does she care? ]
tidily wraps this up