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FROM: ackerman.mikasa@cdc.org
TO: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org

I've touched a lot of people, why is this important?

[ but she'll never forget dat ass ]

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[This is the worst one yet jfc

okay no Hange's massive bowel dilemma is probably the worst but still what does he do with this]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

touched /how/, Mikasa...

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With my hands.

SPOON.....

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

and what did you touch

it's a normal response??

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People. Isn't that what started this conversation?

in what universe is it the normal response

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Yeah but the manner in which said people were touched could mean many things

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

That first message comes off like someone was telling you it was a problem

look shingekis take things seriously

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Meaning that I'm too rough?

clearly

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((whoops))

and a hot minute later when he realizes that was a bust

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

okay you're gonna have to give me some context here i have no idea what this hinata guy was complaining about

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

But if it's your boyfriend listen to him and take his words to heart okay

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[ one mistake later ]

This has been a misunderstanding.

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

I'll say

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Hinata's complaints were about someone else.

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

So someone's touching him weird?

Does this have anything to do with a circus by chance?

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I hadn't asked. And I don't know what a circus is.

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

oh right. a circus is a travelling fair that usually features exotic animals that have been taught tricks and people who can perform tricks too. Usually acrobatic stuff or potentially fatal things

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Also clowns, who are people who dress up dumb and do dumb things to make people laugh

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Are you a clown?

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

you think my costume is dumb?

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You're funny and you wear a costume. Aren't you trying to be a clown?

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[Oh my god don't turn around and make this dere]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Well I'm glad you appreciate my jokes but no, I'm not. I'm a vigilante.

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[ no peter. she doesn't actually appreciate your jokes but she can tell that you're trying. ]

Perhaps you should consider being a clown.

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[he'll take what he can get at this point.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

I'd really rather not be a clown, circuses are creepy and I have a quarter pint of dignity left in me

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Is it more dignified to be an outlaw?

[ little does she know... ]

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Look it's like this: if you have the ability to help people, you probably should. And I wound up in a position where I had that kind of ability. I did the best I could do with what I had.

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

I guess there's some merit to making kids laugh for half a buck an hour but I'm much better at kicking the snot out of crooks and killers. So yeah, vigilante over clown for me.

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You're no longer doing the best you can?

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

CDC's a different ball game. Can't do what I did at home here, now can I?