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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

oh right. a circus is a travelling fair that usually features exotic animals that have been taught tricks and people who can perform tricks too. Usually acrobatic stuff or potentially fatal things

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Also clowns, who are people who dress up dumb and do dumb things to make people laugh

[barbettes]

Are you a clown?

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

you think my costume is dumb?

[barbettes]

You're funny and you wear a costume. Aren't you trying to be a clown?

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[Oh my god don't turn around and make this dere]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Well I'm glad you appreciate my jokes but no, I'm not. I'm a vigilante.

[barbettes]

[ no peter. she doesn't actually appreciate your jokes but she can tell that you're trying. ]

Perhaps you should consider being a clown.

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[he'll take what he can get at this point.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

I'd really rather not be a clown, circuses are creepy and I have a quarter pint of dignity left in me

[barbettes]

Is it more dignified to be an outlaw?

[ little does she know... ]

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Look it's like this: if you have the ability to help people, you probably should. And I wound up in a position where I had that kind of ability. I did the best I could do with what I had.

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

I guess there's some merit to making kids laugh for half a buck an hour but I'm much better at kicking the snot out of crooks and killers. So yeah, vigilante over clown for me.

[barbettes]

You're no longer doing the best you can?

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

CDC's a different ball game. Can't do what I did at home here, now can I?