Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
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Still here and ready to plague you with existential quandaries I'm afraid.
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take it as a compliment that i'm actually kinda relieved to hear that
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where'd you end up?
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you'll probably live to regret it someday
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uh. in a grassy field with a million fiery arrows and angry locals. basically ran for three days straight, my calves have melted off the bone basically
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what about you? what nightmares did macha inflict on you?
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oh man. and here i was hoping someone would tell me they landed on clouds made of cotton and were treated like gods for a few days sigh
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okay so don't laugh but i was dropped into the forest with
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killer butterflies
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i wish i was joking
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they had knife-like wings and they were poisonous??? and i basically threw up everything since eating deadpool's pancakes
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it sucked
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Look we all know if that happens they're just prepping you as a sacrifice to their real gods, get with the program.
[He's....definitely laughing sorry bro]
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you
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this sounds like a series of bad decisions
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why are you eating anything deadpool gives you
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and you got beat up by a bunch of butterflies congratulations, you're on my rung of the failure ladder now
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don't tell shinobu she'll ream you
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too late, she already knows
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probably told everyone
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whatever
[ UGH THIS IS THE WORST why couldn't he have been up against something far more badass??? ]
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i never expected to be employee of the month or get a gold star or anything so its fine
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Join the club. I don't know what they were thinking when they hired us honestly.
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haha right?
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and not just one of us but two
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must've really wanted spider-man ...