Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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Good. If you're going to die, at least make sure it's not done in a dumb way.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If it's a terrifying notion, then it'd make it more appealing, wouldn't it?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Really friggin' huge. Like skyscraper size. It's gonna take something smarter to cut off another one of my hands, though.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Rest of me is accounted for. Even if the thing was dumb, it was still kinda fun.
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Nah I'll choke on a brussel sprout just to spite you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Not to me? Please my life is suffering enough, do not engage Dagger into parenting.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
good god did you wind up killing it? How many people survived that? Is the rest of the crew okay?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Glad to hear you're doing all right though.
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You won't get buried under the mighty oak that way.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
You know he's probably going to read this, right? So the idea's already been planted.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Somehow, yes. We managed to kill it. I didn't count how many of us were actually fighting the thing, but there was about a group of 40 of us. As far as I know, everyone managed to get out okay.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
For what it's worth, I'm glad you didn't die from a graze on your leg.
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I bet the officers get to read all our messages for a little bedtime story. So yes, steeling myself for incoming parental jabs from our glorious leader. Thanks a bunch.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
congrats on beating centipedezilla then, that's impressive. but i guess everyone here has some kind of hokey super power or extensive killer training
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
except that poor volleyball kid bless his heart
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Thanks shinobu. I'll keep trying to not die for your sake.
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I don't think Dagger sleeps, so he's gotta entertain himself somehow. So yep. Prepare yourself. Because I'm not going to be a single mom.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I think those of us who have that kinda training or power is in the minority, really.
Most people spent their energy either saving people from drowning or trying not to drown themselves.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Good. Make sure you don't.