Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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done!! what a sad spam...
he's not sure whether to be upset that peter actually saw that or surprised that the message sent ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
??????????????
parker?????????????????
evicts you from earth
But then there's this, and it's like getting gut-punched by the Hulk.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
hi green
nah ignores
did ur blackglass break or something
[ Everyone in this conversation knows what really happened. Green's just ... "coming back from the dead" doesn't make any sense, okay. Something like that doesn't happen. ]
FUCK YOU why aren't they making out yet
no
[And about seven minutes before the next message comes because it takes that many starts and stops to figure out how to say this.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
the CDC has the power to bring people back, if they feel like it
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm so sorry.
oh my god ?????? this is gay enough as it is what more do you want
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
if they feel like it huh
so you were dead
[ He's not sure if he feels hurt or angry or betrayed. All things considered he shouldn't be feeling any of the above, they're not even that good friends??
The next message comes quickly. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
why did they decide to bring you back [ What makes you so special? ]
green's dick
Yeah. They brought me to life to bring me here too. Ed says I'm not the only one that's happened to here.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I don't know. They let some of them stay dead and they're not saying why. And the people that died on the ship from those creepy cats. They stayed dead.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm not the only one they resurrected though. There's a couple people. Ellie and Bucky and a few others. It makes no sense.
w h o a so forward
So his alternative: ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
does ed know about this
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
when did you get back
i have to be when you're more slippery than soap in a prison shower
Not about this time, no.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
yesterday.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
are you around? If you want to talk maybe it shouldn't be over this dumb network
you're such a menace kabby
does anyone know????
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
is there even much to talk about [ Then minutes later. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
you ok
i just want your love
a few.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm not gonna spread it around. how did you know? Did Akame tell you?
[And it's his turn once more to take eight years to respond]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i'll be fine. I'm just sorry.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
it's not happening again.
o-oh.... in that case...
messaged you a couple of times, everything bounced back
also couldnt track you down by your cuff
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
why are you apologizing
blushu..
Oh. I guess they don't load up even when you get back, I haven't seen anything.
[Please say that Green was the only one who tried to contact him....]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Because it's a crap thing to deal with.
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its not a big deal [ Those messages aren't exactly kind to his image, or whatever. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
whatever
if it happened it happened neither of us cant do anything about it
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But Peter's not gonna push it either. Truth be told he's about as enthusiastic about dealing with this as Green is.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's not happening again.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i heard there were some weirdo harpy things?
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FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
if u say so
yeah and a giant tentacle monster from the sky
i almost wanna say u didnt miss much
its good that u didnt see it at all
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such confidence in me, i'm flattered
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
okay yeah i've dealt with enough tentacles in my lifetime that I think I'm better off not knowing
you didn't get hurt did you?
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you wish
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
???? were u here for the kraken
im fine arcanine is too
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i have better things to wish for excuse you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I missed most of that too, my group was late getting back from mapping. I meant from stuff back home
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
glad to hear about arcanine, miss that dude
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i dunno u like being right a lot
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
????? you had giant tentacles back home
but i guess if ur part spider its not too weird
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
ur gonna make him run 2 where u are
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I'd pass up being right for having a TGI Fridays around the corner.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's a restaurant.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm not part spider okay it's complicated. And yes i fought crazy people with tentacle appendages, two of the goop variety and one with mechanized metal ones.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
don't get my hopes up. feed him a treat for me
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what does the cdc stand for??
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
and now youre going to tell me theyre not part octopus and its complicated right
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
he already had enough hell get urs tomorrow
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Coconut dream croissants.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Well they aren't, I don't know what you're expecting. Do you seriously want me to break down my sordid past for you 200 characters at a time
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
wow don't be a treat tyrant, he'll work it off chasing lothlo or something
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shit meant tgi
sounds like a bore pass
i dunno the first time i met u
u were stuck on the ceiling listening to the pipes or smth
so part spider
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
yeah
tomorrow
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Thank God It's Friday
end of the work week and all that
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
also that's so rude, my history is as rich and colorful as the ancient greeks
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
spider powers ≠ part spider it's just a theme okay
I don't have venom and i don't stick to things with tiny spider hairs
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
rude. I'm gonna feed him when you're not looking and make him fat as hell
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whys the restaurant called that
is it only open on fridays or smth
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
no idea who they are stop assuming i know your weird stories
but you still stick to things
and good to know ur not poisonous?????
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
are u trying to kill my pokemon
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