Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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[It's like seeing old people pop up on Facebook.]
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
Glad to hear it. I'm doing just about as well as I can be.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
You mean the body that was just found? I saw. Even with everything we're doing to make sure people are safe, some are still falling through the cracks.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
Glad to hear it. I'm doing just about as well as I can be.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
You mean the body that was just found? I saw. Even with everything we're doing to make sure people are safe, some are still falling through the cracks.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Good. I haven't seen you in a while, was getting worried.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
And yeah. Part of me wonders how the heck that's even possible all things considered. These guys are capable of so many things but they can't catch or identify a killer on their own ship?
Good. I haven't seen you in a while, was getting worried.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
And yeah. Part of me wonders how the heck that's even possible all things considered. These guys are capable of so many things but they can't catch or identify a killer on their own ship?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
I think I'll be worried about everyone until we catch the thing that's doing this.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
No one can do everything. They're capable of all kinds of incredible things but some things have to be out of their control. [Are you barking up a conspiracy tree, Peter? Because you happen to be talking to the guy who has absolute faith in the integrity of a king who doesn't amount to much more than an unwashed drooling vegetable.]
I think I'll be worried about everyone until we catch the thing that's doing this.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
No one can do everything. They're capable of all kinds of incredible things but some things have to be out of their control. [Are you barking up a conspiracy tree, Peter? Because you happen to be talking to the guy who has absolute faith in the integrity of a king who doesn't amount to much more than an unwashed drooling vegetable.]
[Marco will learn sometime okay. The government is after all of us. ALL OF US.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Maybe it's sabotage. They were under siege at Selena.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
If it's not too creepy to say, but that Jean guy that found the bodies. He's from your world right? Do you know if he's doing okay after this?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Maybe it's sabotage. They were under siege at Selena.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
If it's not too creepy to say, but that Jean guy that found the bodies. He's from your world right? Do you know if he's doing okay after this?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
You think this could've been planned by whoever was attacking Selena?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
I doubt anyone would be totally fine after something like that. Jean might be as spooked as anyone else around here, but he's tough too. He can focus on what needs to be done when it counts.
[What he doesn't say is that it's not the first corpse Jean has seen. Death isn't something that becomes any easier to stomach the more you see it, but they're soldiers, and it's a reality they must live with.]
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
If you're worried though you could ask him.
You think this could've been planned by whoever was attacking Selena?
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
I doubt anyone would be totally fine after something like that. Jean might be as spooked as anyone else around here, but he's tough too. He can focus on what needs to be done when it counts.
[What he doesn't say is that it's not the first corpse Jean has seen. Death isn't something that becomes any easier to stomach the more you see it, but they're soldiers, and it's a reality they must live with.]
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
If you're worried though you could ask him.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Could be. I can't imagine there's a lot of places too happy about the existence of a planet destroying company.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I think I already maxed out my nagging quota for Jean a couple days ago. I found him after his black box training and nobody's happy after a round of that it seems.
Could be. I can't imagine there's a lot of places too happy about the existence of a planet destroying company.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I think I already maxed out my nagging quota for Jean a couple days ago. I found him after his black box training and nobody's happy after a round of that it seems.
Edited 2014-12-28 20:39 (UTC)
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
It's true they must make enemies pretty easily. People want to make sure their homeland isn't next on the queue. But it seems unfair to target the low-ranking soldiers who have no choice but to carry
[Whoops, hit the character limit.]
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
out the CDC's orders.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
He didn't tell me he was doing the training. From what I've heard it's pretty brutal.
It's true they must make enemies pretty easily. People want to make sure their homeland isn't next on the queue. But it seems unfair to target the low-ranking soldiers who have no choice but to carry
[Whoops, hit the character limit.]
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
out the CDC's orders.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
He didn't tell me he was doing the training. From what I've heard it's pretty brutal.
FROM: braus.sasha@cdc.org
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
Also I keep thinking about that delicious meat you gave me, when can I get more?
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
Also I keep thinking about that delicious meat you gave me, when can I get more?
Edited (i keep not writing his full name [nono]) 2015-01-01 22:22 (UTC)
Re: day 79 misfire adventures - this is why you shouldn't ask for misfires
nomoneystillproblems
2015-01-01 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[is he reading this right]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i really don't want to know about any meat ed's giving people.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i really don't want to know about any meat ed's giving people.
[wait no, is he reading this right?]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What the hell, did you sneak into our room and MOLEST him?!
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What the hell, did you sneak into our room and MOLEST him?!
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
You won't shut up about his meat???
You won't shut up about his meat???
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Wait you mean literal meat?
Wait you mean literal meat?
FROM: korra@cdc.org
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
You know who I am, dummy.
What the heck is a booty call?
[Weirdo.]
TO: elric.edward@cdc.org
You know who I am, dummy.
What the heck is a booty call?
[Weirdo.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
...do i have to explain...
...do i have to explain...
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Excuse you I'm not the one texting people about meat
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why were you in our room stealing food anyway
Excuse you I'm not the one texting people about meat
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why were you in our room stealing food anyway
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
i got a bone to pick with you
i got a bone to pick with you
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