nomoneystillproblems: (sure i'll take you for a swing on my web)
Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker ([personal profile] nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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hotman: (( that's so rude. ))

[personal profile] hotman 2015-05-10 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: zuko@cdc.org

my dragon is hatching and i

FROM: zuko@cdc.org

just come to rover 26 i'll explain everything
nomoneystillproblems: (just googled myself)

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-10 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

your dragon?

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

what the heck made you look at me and think gee this guy must know a lot about dragons?? are you sure that's even safe? how the hell are you going to keep a dragon around here don't they get

[Then the second message comes. Peter groans deeply but bros before...doing nothing better with your time.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

okay okay i'm coming
nomoneystillproblems: (do you have a moment for Jesus Christ)

action?

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-10 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aaaaaand a knockity knock knock on your rover door.]
hotman: (( dont fake your memory. ))

[personal profile] hotman 2015-05-12 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: zuko@cdc.org

didn't i just say i'll explain everything??

[ thankfully, Peter arrives soon after sending off the last message. He's not exactly sure himself why he sought him out for help with this sort of thing... Peter just seemed knowledgeable about a lot of things. And he'd talked about weird insect formations before, so why not?

He opens the door and draws him inside quickly, wasting no time pointing to the large golden egg quivering on top of the kitchen table. It's even got a nice little sand bath to keep it warm. ]

It's been doing that for ten minutes now.

[ Wait, he kinda skipped the "hello" part oops ]

And thanks for coming.
nomoneystillproblems: (Oh shit)

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man...

[That is.....definitely a large golden egg. "Where's the beanstalk?" he almost asks, but like most of the things he says here, it would be wasted. Why was he given such a woebegone audience for his golden wit?

When it shivers Peter gives it a sidelong glance.]

Uh. Okay. Uh. No problem man, anytime. Just.

[Dragon? That was going to be a dragon. Just like Temeraire (did he get that name right), or maybe some even more terrifying version. A Hungarian Horntail.

Frickety frick uh. Did....fantasy fiction apply whatsoever to real life?]

Are there...do you have any idea what kind of dragon it is?
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