Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Nope just got a positive. Though the guy's an adult so maybe the teenagers are all bluffing.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Also hey Guy how you been? Hope you didn't get sick.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Nope just got a positive. Though the guy's an adult so maybe the teenagers are all bluffing.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Also hey Guy how you been? Hope you didn't get sick.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Is there no dictionary option on this
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
okay a) I said volleyball is a good thing, it's probably got a sports league you can step into somewhere or at least a scholarship
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and b) I'm peeved at the dickcheeses that brought you here, not you. Have you been okay? Like at all?
Is there no dictionary option on this
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
okay a) I said volleyball is a good thing, it's probably got a sports league you can step into somewhere or at least a scholarship
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and b) I'm peeved at the dickcheeses that brought you here, not you. Have you been okay? Like at all?
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
Dave?
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
I hope so. I got too many worrying messages...
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
I'm good. At least, as good as anyone can be right now. I got a little under the weather, but it wasn't anything serious.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
What about you?
Dave?
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
I hope so. I got too many worrying messages...
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
I'm good. At least, as good as anyone can be right now. I got a little under the weather, but it wasn't anything serious.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
What about you?
[......right. Not everyone's gonna know a Kubrick movie around here.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
nevermind
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you serious? Well odds are someone amongst us is dating. Teenagers are hormonal heathens after all.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Good to hear. And I'm okay. Got my medicine. I'm kind of baffled about Ghost though, he's still out of it and I know they're treating him pretty aggressively.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
nevermind
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you serious? Well odds are someone amongst us is dating. Teenagers are hormonal heathens after all.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Good to hear. And I'm okay. Got my medicine. I'm kind of baffled about Ghost though, he's still out of it and I know they're treating him pretty aggressively.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
Okay? And I don't really care who's dating who. I'd appreciate being in blissful ignorance.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
That's a relief. I'm glad it's working out.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
To be honest, who knows? I'm guessing that Ghost is an alien, like most of the instructors are.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
For all we know, it's a matter of different biology.
Okay? And I don't really care who's dating who. I'd appreciate being in blissful ignorance.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
That's a relief. I'm glad it's working out.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
To be honest, who knows? I'm guessing that Ghost is an alien, like most of the instructors are.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
For all we know, it's a matter of different biology.
FROM: akame@cdc.org
......i'm beginning to doubt the reliability of this device.
[because boy oh boy this is becoming highly embarrassing.]
FROM: akame@cdc.org
...i'm in no way involved, and have no intention of getting involved. he was the one who mentioned naked people first; i was simply trying to help him handle the situation.
[not like it's working, obviously.]
FROM: akame@cdc.org
i hope that clarifies things for you. also, no romantic feelings are involved from my end.
[for the record, Peter. don't you know libel is illegal?]
......i'm beginning to doubt the reliability of this device.
[because boy oh boy this is becoming highly embarrassing.]
FROM: akame@cdc.org
...i'm in no way involved, and have no intention of getting involved. he was the one who mentioned naked people first; i was simply trying to help him handle the situation.
[not like it's working, obviously.]
FROM: akame@cdc.org
i hope that clarifies things for you. also, no romantic feelings are involved from my end.
[for the record, Peter. don't you know libel is illegal?]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
You don't have to understand it. You just have to anticipate it. There's a lot of sick people in the world, and there's a lot of rightly embittered ones too.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
We're now in a position where we and anyone around us is going to be a target. And it blows because we don't even have a solid reason yet for why the CDC wants us to do this but we're not having much of a choice with that either.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah. I'm kind of worried about what they're going to try to deem a "weakness." We're exempt for now but I'm a little worried about the guys that have to go through it.
You don't have to understand it. You just have to anticipate it. There's a lot of sick people in the world, and there's a lot of rightly embittered ones too.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
We're now in a position where we and anyone around us is going to be a target. And it blows because we don't even have a solid reason yet for why the CDC wants us to do this but we're not having much of a choice with that either.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah. I'm kind of worried about what they're going to try to deem a "weakness." We're exempt for now but I'm a little worried about the guys that have to go through it.
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
and yet here you are
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
I have. she's okay, just being a weirdo now
and yet here you are
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
I have. she's okay, just being a weirdo now
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
haha. there's a new super-villain in town though. robin-fuckin'-thicke. throw his ass in jail.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
yeah. kill everyone else to save earth! whooooo freakin' hoo.
[Life sucks sometimes. But at least he's an adult. He's technically responsible for his actions.... right?]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
we'll figure this shit out somehow, kay. it'll be fine.
haha. there's a new super-villain in town though. robin-fuckin'-thicke. throw his ass in jail.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
yeah. kill everyone else to save earth! whooooo freakin' hoo.
[Life sucks sometimes. But at least he's an adult. He's technically responsible for his actions.... right?]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
we'll figure this shit out somehow, kay. it'll be fine.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
I don't like feeling so helpless to it. But there really isn't any other way. I'd rather focus on the small differences I can make for people back home.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
I can't help but worry too. It seems harsh, but I'm sure there's purpose to it.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
Still, I think there can be strength even in weakness. It's human to be weak, we're not tools or machines. Before anything else, a soldier should be human.
I don't like feeling so helpless to it. But there really isn't any other way. I'd rather focus on the small differences I can make for people back home.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
I can't help but worry too. It seems harsh, but I'm sure there's purpose to it.
FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org
Still, I think there can be strength even in weakness. It's human to be weak, we're not tools or machines. Before anything else, a soldier should be human.
clearly i mean how could you make such an egregious mistake, never threading with u again
nomoneystillproblems
2015-01-09 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Ha ha
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I had a girl. It's too soon for me to think about anyone else.
Ha ha
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I had a girl. It's too soon for me to think about anyone else.
[W H O A now Guy does have the chance to see 2001: A Space Odyssey, how convenient]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Same. Seems you can't escape gossip even in space.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Well he weighed about as much as a bag of feathers honestly, I'd be shocked if there was anything human about him. It's just mind boggling.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are any of the instructors human, then? Or something not-alien?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Same. Seems you can't escape gossip even in space.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Well he weighed about as much as a bag of feathers honestly, I'd be shocked if there was anything human about him. It's just mind boggling.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are any of the instructors human, then? Or something not-alien?
there's only so many times it can possibly be coincidence
nomoneystillproblems
2015-01-09 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah I'm voting for a switch to tin cans on strings.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Why was he talking about naked people? Got this whole thing is like a tangled ball of the world's stupidest yarn.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Good to know. Should you hear any unsavory rumors about me, they are also false.
Yeah I'm voting for a switch to tin cans on strings.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Why was he talking about naked people? Got this whole thing is like a tangled ball of the world's stupidest yarn.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Good to know. Should you hear any unsavory rumors about me, they are also false.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I said yes too but you have to admit, their recruiting services kind of box you in.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
But it's good that you're okay and you're learning. I never said ordinary people can't do it, I just meant that it's harder when you don't have a precedence.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
But if you ever need help with anything, I know I'm a total stranger but don't be afraid to ask.
I said yes too but you have to admit, their recruiting services kind of box you in.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
But it's good that you're okay and you're learning. I never said ordinary people can't do it, I just meant that it's harder when you don't have a precedence.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
But if you ever need help with anything, I know I'm a total stranger but don't be afraid to ask.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Well his name is stupid so I'll take your word for it. What did he do?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
God don't even remind me. This is beyond bogus.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
And yeah. I'll keep in touch then.
[And in spite of himself, Peter finds he means it. What a world this was where he trusted Deadpool more as an ally than any of the Ultimates.
...Okay trust is a far stretch but still. This Deadpool isn't a write off, and that's a good start.]
Well his name is stupid so I'll take your word for it. What did he do?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
God don't even remind me. This is beyond bogus.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
And yeah. I'll keep in touch then.
[And in spite of himself, Peter finds he means it. What a world this was where he trusted Deadpool more as an ally than any of the Ultimates.
...Okay trust is a far stretch but still. This Deadpool isn't a write off, and that's a good start.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I can already do that but it would hurt a lot less with metal hands, I imagine.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Sure do. You sick? I'll come find you, where are you at?
I can already do that but it would hurt a lot less with metal hands, I imagine.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Sure do. You sick? I'll come find you, where are you at?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
You keep replying?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Okay good, she occasionally leaves me cryptic messages on the network but she seems pretty smart. Was getting a little worried there.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Been meaning to ask you though: how do you people keep getting all these animals? Your dog, the herd of bahari, saw a girl with a weird turtle thing.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I know my one roommate's giant dog came from his home, but this is like a carnivorous petting zoo.
You keep replying?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Okay good, she occasionally leaves me cryptic messages on the network but she seems pretty smart. Was getting a little worried there.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Been meaning to ask you though: how do you people keep getting all these animals? Your dog, the herd of bahari, saw a girl with a weird turtle thing.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I know my one roommate's giant dog came from his home, but this is like a carnivorous petting zoo.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
...so should i call it gear world?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Okay, cool. One mystery cleared up. How are you finding life in space? I hear it's slightly alarming for a few of your friends.
...so should i call it gear world?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Okay, cool. One mystery cleared up. How are you finding life in space? I hear it's slightly alarming for a few of your friends.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I suppose that's all we can do. I've got family to think of, and a lot of friends. It's just...hard to justify all the same.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
They're aliens. They might not agree so much.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Just keep your head down for now. Let me know if you ever want to talk something over, okay? Maybe we should do it off the network too.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's not so different from passing notes on paper. There are ways that people can pull up what you say here and read everything.
I suppose that's all we can do. I've got family to think of, and a lot of friends. It's just...hard to justify all the same.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
They're aliens. They might not agree so much.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Just keep your head down for now. Let me know if you ever want to talk something over, okay? Maybe we should do it off the network too.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's not so different from passing notes on paper. There are ways that people can pull up what you say here and read everything.
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