Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Fire arrows. Lots and lots of fire arrows.
I got knicked in the leg once but it was pretty much a graze. I hope you're proud of me, Mom.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What did you get nailed with?
Fire arrows. Lots and lots of fire arrows.
I got knicked in the leg once but it was pretty much a graze. I hope you're proud of me, Mom.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What did you get nailed with?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If it was just a graze, you better have kept going. It's Dad you've gotta worry about impressing more anyway, you know.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
We got dropped off in the middle of the sea. Which happened to have a gigantic centipede fish thing flailing around.
If it was just a graze, you better have kept going. It's Dad you've gotta worry about impressing more anyway, you know.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
We got dropped off in the middle of the sea. Which happened to have a gigantic centipede fish thing flailing around.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Of course I kept going. You really think I would have lied down and given up just like that? Also who is Dad
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's not dagger is it? you two as parents is a terrifying notion please don't make things a reality
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Gross. How giant are we talking? I'm assuming you have enough fingers to type and a face with which to scowl at my messages, but how's the rest of you doing?
Of course I kept going. You really think I would have lied down and given up just like that? Also who is Dad
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's not dagger is it? you two as parents is a terrifying notion please don't make things a reality
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Gross. How giant are we talking? I'm assuming you have enough fingers to type and a face with which to scowl at my messages, but how's the rest of you doing?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Good. If you're going to die, at least make sure it's not done in a dumb way.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If it's a terrifying notion, then it'd make it more appealing, wouldn't it?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Really friggin' huge. Like skyscraper size. It's gonna take something smarter to cut off another one of my hands, though.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Rest of me is accounted for. Even if the thing was dumb, it was still kinda fun.
Good. If you're going to die, at least make sure it's not done in a dumb way.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If it's a terrifying notion, then it'd make it more appealing, wouldn't it?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Really friggin' huge. Like skyscraper size. It's gonna take something smarter to cut off another one of my hands, though.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Rest of me is accounted for. Even if the thing was dumb, it was still kinda fun.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
atta boy! screw the rules.
just peachy. got to fight a giant water monster! it was amazing. amaaaaaaaaaaziiiiing!
atta boy! screw the rules.
just peachy. got to fight a giant water monster! it was amazing. amaaaaaaaaaaziiiiing!
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
you'll probably live to regret it someday
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
uh. in a grassy field with a million fiery arrows and angry locals. basically ran for three days straight, my calves have melted off the bone basically
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
what about you? what nightmares did macha inflict on you?
you'll probably live to regret it someday
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
uh. in a grassy field with a million fiery arrows and angry locals. basically ran for three days straight, my calves have melted off the bone basically
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
what about you? what nightmares did macha inflict on you?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I do try.
Wait what? Is this the giant centipede thing?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
are you always tossing yourself at fights no man should face
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
you're actually leeroy jenkins i can't believe this
I do try.
Wait what? Is this the giant centipede thing?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
are you always tossing yourself at fights no man should face
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
you're actually leeroy jenkins i can't believe this
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Nah I'll choke on a brussel sprout just to spite you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Not to me? Please my life is suffering enough, do not engage Dagger into parenting.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
good god did you wind up killing it? How many people survived that? Is the rest of the crew okay?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Glad to hear you're doing all right though.
Nah I'll choke on a brussel sprout just to spite you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Not to me? Please my life is suffering enough, do not engage Dagger into parenting.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
good god did you wind up killing it? How many people survived that? Is the rest of the crew okay?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Glad to hear you're doing all right though.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
You won't get buried under the mighty oak that way.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
You know he's probably going to read this, right? So the idea's already been planted.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Somehow, yes. We managed to kill it. I didn't count how many of us were actually fighting the thing, but there was about a group of 40 of us. As far as I know, everyone managed to get out okay.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
For what it's worth, I'm glad you didn't die from a graze on your leg.
You won't get buried under the mighty oak that way.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
You know he's probably going to read this, right? So the idea's already been planted.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Somehow, yes. We managed to kill it. I didn't count how many of us were actually fighting the thing, but there was about a group of 40 of us. As far as I know, everyone managed to get out okay.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
For what it's worth, I'm glad you didn't die from a graze on your leg.
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
oh man. and here i was hoping someone would tell me they landed on clouds made of cotton and were treated like gods for a few days sigh
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
okay so don't laugh but i was dropped into the forest with
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
killer butterflies
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
i wish i was joking
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
they had knife-like wings and they were poisonous??? and i basically threw up everything since eating deadpool's pancakes
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
it sucked
oh man. and here i was hoping someone would tell me they landed on clouds made of cotton and were treated like gods for a few days sigh
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
okay so don't laugh but i was dropped into the forest with
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
killer butterflies
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
i wish i was joking
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
they had knife-like wings and they were poisonous??? and i basically threw up everything since eating deadpool's pancakes
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
it sucked
[After a longer, blatantly obvious pause.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Where are you right now?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Where are you right now?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Look we all know if that happens they're just prepping you as a sacrifice to their real gods, get with the program.
[He's....definitely laughing sorry bro]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
this sounds like a series of bad decisions
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why are you eating anything deadpool gives you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and you got beat up by a bunch of butterflies congratulations, you're on my rung of the failure ladder now
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
don't tell shinobu she'll ream you
Look we all know if that happens they're just prepping you as a sacrifice to their real gods, get with the program.
[He's....definitely laughing sorry bro]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
this sounds like a series of bad decisions
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why are you eating anything deadpool gives you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and you got beat up by a bunch of butterflies congratulations, you're on my rung of the failure ladder now
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
don't tell shinobu she'll ream you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I bet the officers get to read all our messages for a little bedtime story. So yes, steeling myself for incoming parental jabs from our glorious leader. Thanks a bunch.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
congrats on beating centipedezilla then, that's impressive. but i guess everyone here has some kind of hokey super power or extensive killer training
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
except that poor volleyball kid bless his heart
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Thanks shinobu. I'll keep trying to not die for your sake.
I bet the officers get to read all our messages for a little bedtime story. So yes, steeling myself for incoming parental jabs from our glorious leader. Thanks a bunch.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
congrats on beating centipedezilla then, that's impressive. but i guess everyone here has some kind of hokey super power or extensive killer training
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
except that poor volleyball kid bless his heart
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Thanks shinobu. I'll keep trying to not die for your sake.
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
too late, she already knows
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
probably told everyone
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
whatever
[ UGH THIS IS THE WORST why couldn't he have been up against something far more badass??? ]
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
i never expected to be employee of the month or get a gold star or anything so its fine
too late, she already knows
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
probably told everyone
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
whatever
[ UGH THIS IS THE WORST why couldn't he have been up against something far more badass??? ]
FROM: parker.pb@cdc.org
i never expected to be employee of the month or get a gold star or anything so its fine
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I don't think Dagger sleeps, so he's gotta entertain himself somehow. So yep. Prepare yourself. Because I'm not going to be a single mom.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I think those of us who have that kinda training or power is in the minority, really.
Most people spent their energy either saving people from drowning or trying not to drown themselves.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Good. Make sure you don't.
I don't think Dagger sleeps, so he's gotta entertain himself somehow. So yep. Prepare yourself. Because I'm not going to be a single mom.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I think those of us who have that kinda training or power is in the minority, really.
Most people spent their energy either saving people from drowning or trying not to drown themselves.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Good. Make sure you don't.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Join the club. I don't know what they were thinking when they hired us honestly.
Join the club. I don't know what they were thinking when they hired us honestly.
[And much more quickly than anyone would have expected, Peter is strolling into the area outside the Melee Room, squinting around until he spots that mop of of bright orange hair. Good thing the files had pictures with them otherwise he'd be running around asking everyone if they liked volleyball.
A hand falls on his shoulder from behind. When the kid turns, he'll find a thinly-framed boy with thick brown hair starting to rebel against the short cut it had been forced into some weeks ago. Probably more suited to a science lab than defending the mean streets of New York.
Hinata, meet Spider-Man.]
Hey.
A hand falls on his shoulder from behind. When the kid turns, he'll find a thinly-framed boy with thick brown hair starting to rebel against the short cut it had been forced into some weeks ago. Probably more suited to a science lab than defending the mean streets of New York.
Hinata, meet Spider-Man.]
Hey.
oh.]
[... what a nerdy, twiggy looking fella.]
[at least there was no worry about being intimidate by him - even if the Spider powers and general superhero gig still sounded super amazing and impressive, man, he'd have to ask more after the inevitable, sadder questions.]
Hey! Parker, right? [Parker number three, and he hadn't know it to be such a popular Western name until arriving here. initial surprise officially passing, he rocks back a step and gives a quick nod. playing off his shock as if it weren't no thing.] Nice to meet you.
[... what a nerdy, twiggy looking fella.]
[at least there was no worry about being intimidate by him - even if the Spider powers and general superhero gig still sounded super amazing and impressive, man, he'd have to ask more after the inevitable, sadder questions.]
Hey! Parker, right? [Parker number three, and he hadn't know it to be such a popular Western name until arriving here. initial surprise officially passing, he rocks back a step and gives a quick nod. playing off his shock as if it weren't no thing.] Nice to meet you.
Edited 2015-02-17 18:51 (UTC)
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
do I look like I have fried chicken?
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
please. upper blackrock spire's for noobs.
do I look like I have fried chicken?
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
please. upper blackrock spire's for noobs.
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