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Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker ([personal profile] nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe


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Late, Day 121

[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Be ready to move. I won't forgive you if you get left behind.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

I'm not fucking around here. If you want to cease to be, then stay.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Good. Then I expect to see you soon.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

I don't know. But he has to be fine.


[Has to be.]

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Just worry about yourself, for now.
rippedoff: (Poopie now I have the sad face :()

[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

I know. It'll be totally lame if he goes out like this.

I still need to kick his ass one of these days.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

He's the strongest person I ever fought. And I've fought a lot of people.

The least I can do is get strong enough to give him an entertaining fight, one of these days.
rippedoff: (why am i so short)

[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Both.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

There was a team exercise, a long while back, where everyone on the team had to fight each other. The nine people that came out on top got to fight him.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

We all got our asses handed to us.
rippedoff: (srsly which hand SHOULD I shake???)

i know, what happened...

[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

It was one of the best times I ever had, with the CDC. But I imagine you're happy to miss it.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

We were split into three groups. The top three from each group moved on.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

The only ones left, besides me, were Hatake, November 11, Aran, Shengshun, and Laufeyson.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

But Aran left for a while, came back, and didn't remember anything of her previous time. Shengshun left for a while and apparently came back as an Orange.

Dunno what the deal is with either of them.


[Granted, she supposed she hadn't seen much of Kakashi or Samus lately, but nothing was official until someone announced it.]
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Sometimes you need to get your ass beat before you can get better.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

That's the guy. I guess he managed to beat Barnes too, since I thought he'd come out on top with the rest of us.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Yeah, it's none of my business, but it's just weird. Even Dagger seemed kind of upset by Aran's case in particular.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Well yeah, that's a no-brainer. But still, Barnes can kick ass more than most people. I used to be rovermates with him, at a time.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

I don't know if "close" is a good word, but she was competent. In a team that was largely filled with dumbasses, especially back then, I think that meant something to him.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-11 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

It's even in the word twice.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

It's actually kind of a weird case in that we've both been around since this crew was formed, but we haven't really worked together much at all. He seems okay?

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Hey now, I'll have you know that the first generation of Kalis was pretty great. There was Joel and his tendency to get kidnapped, but I'd take it if that was the only weak spot.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

I don't care who explains it, as long as someone knows what the hell is going on.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-16 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Do you know the profession I was in before being recruited? I know better than to give my trust easily.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

He is, but saying kidnapping sounds way less awkward than mannapping.
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[personal profile] rippedoff 2015-05-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

There's exactly one person here I trust completely. He's got another thing coming if he tries the whole manipulating thing on me.

FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org

Ever since he got transferred, I haven't heard of any incidents. Who knows, maybe he was just trying to avoid my company.