nomoneystillproblems: (sure i'll take you for a swing on my web)
Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker ([personal profile] nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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nomoneystillproblems: (that hustler mag doesn't belong to me)

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-08 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm fine now. I promise.
runsonbatteries: (Truth is on the doorstep)

so sorry

[personal profile] runsonbatteries 2015-05-08 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Are you still under eighteen with a cheap haircut?
nomoneystillproblems: (macklemore intensifies)

i'm supposed to be in bed how dare you tempt me thus

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-08 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[S-senpai...so hurtful...]

I already feel like I got stabbed a zillion times, you're gonna throw another knife in the mix?
runsonbatteries: (Just sending a quick Tweet)

[personal profile] runsonbatteries 2015-05-08 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
That confirms that you're actually fine.

[At least it seems closer to whatever Peter is really feeling. Or just shows that he hasn't turned into a submissive pod person.]
nomoneystillproblems: (kitty your new costume is too judge dred)

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-08 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well duh I wouldn't lie.

[Yes he would.]

Your bud Bucky, is he okay?
runsonbatteries: (Science-y McScience)

[personal profile] runsonbatteries 2015-05-09 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He knows, Pete. He knows.]

Steve swore at him.

But other than that, he seems all right.
nomoneystillproblems: (i improved my skin with one weird trick)

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-11 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Steve actually swore? Amazing.
runsonbatteries: (Definitely a shit on the carpet.)

[personal profile] runsonbatteries 2015-05-11 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it had all the awkwardness of your mom and dad cursing.

[He's actually heard Steve swear before and it's not that surprising, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be a glib asshole.]
nomoneystillproblems: (aunt may i can clean off my own crumbs)

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
One can only imagine.

[More to the point, though...]

I'm not gunning to let this happen again. All right? I'm not...I'm not great at this job, but I'm not stupid. If that's what you're worried about.
runsonbatteries: (Wet world aches for a beat of a drum)

[personal profile] runsonbatteries 2015-05-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hadn't thought that far in advance, actually. Plus no one's given me a straight answer about what part of the mission was a failure.

Do you think you're still jamming on the wrong team?
nomoneystillproblems: (even in wood chips. i'll take wood chips)

[personal profile] nomoneystillproblems 2015-05-16 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be simpler if there were less gag orders on information too, but mum's the word on every teeny tiny insignificant details.

I don't know, is the Pope Catholic?

[He sighs though. Man...]

It doesn't matter. Looks like it's my team for the long haul, so I have to start pulling some kind of weight.
runsonbatteries: (Those bitches handed me something)

[personal profile] runsonbatteries 2015-05-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's almost as if they didn't trust us.

[Competing with Peter for the title of Most Sarcastic in this conversation.]

Just do what you have to in order to stay off their bad side.
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