nomoneystillproblems | call me maybe

[Sorry to... screw you? Oh, SCARE you, thank space god.]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

I'm coming over.

[Wait no.]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

Do you want me to come over? Do you need anything?

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

a plane tickt home

[What's a plane?]

[Must be another typo.]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

Anything else? We're short on those at the moment

[luke....we need to get you a book or something..."How to Earth: A Guide for the Traveler" by Adam McEve.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

dunno

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

is bobby ok?

[Which would be the ice-breathing furball that he got from Dagger, btw. he might have been left in the rover alone whoops]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

I don't know any Bobbys.

[Because Luke assumes we're talking about a Real Human Person.]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

Should I ask around?

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

no bobby's my monkey thing

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

it breathes ice

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

we've been living together for how long now and you don't know the name of my monkey i'm hurt

[Luke is usually annoyed by being sassed by teenagers, but he'll take it considering it's one of the first lucid sentence he's been able to pry out of Peter.]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

I don't think we've been formally introduced

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

You know those things are dangerous right

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

they're supposed to be an offshoot...breed thing. I'm pretty sure, they've all got wacky abilities and the regular haisune aren't supposed to breathe fire or ice or whatever.

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

besides I have a sixth sense for danger. If it was bad my head would have been buzzing every time i go near it

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

it's not as cool as the force though

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

You have a sixth sense for danger? That sounds like a handy thing to have. I'll just have to trust you.

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

I never got the chance to ask how you'd heard of that. Or of me.

[It's phrased like a statement, so Peter doesn't have to answer... Luke would just like him too.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

i do. it's not super reliable if the target isn't me specifically, but it works.

[SHIT FUCK BIRD POOPS AAAAAAH

QUICK WHAT DOES HE SAY HERE WHAT HAS THE OTHER PETER TOLD HIM

WHAT HAS ANYONE FROM A TWENTIETH CENTURY EARTH TOLD HIM]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

you're just legendary. Like a myth, I guess.

[Luke believes him, because of course he does. Peter seems like a reliable kid!]

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

Well that's a little frightening

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

I hope you heard good things?

FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org

No no don't tell me I don't want to know

call me maybe

oh honey no

i'd say he deserves a better roommate but luke totally got what he deserved sorry

its like the odd couple. the oddest couple.

nah i figure eventually they'll be more like dumb and dumber

only if the short bus is a covercraft.

HECK YEAH crashes it into an exorgoth's mouth! (also this is after a nap.....coherency returns.....)

gj peter we're so proud

he tries so hard

he got so far

but in the end the short bus got spattered

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