nomoneystillproblems | call me maybe

[Why is Eren calling him an asshole, he hasn't tried to talk to Annie or anything?

Unless he thinks he's moving in on Mikasa because...they have...absolutely no chemistry and she doesn't even think he's a friend

Okay no he's got nothing why is Eren mad at him?]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Did I do something wrong?

[He called you an asshole within like 2 tags of meeting you this is not new. It's a far more contrite answer than he was expecting, he was a lot more worked up when he sent the message.

He stalls, hums with frustrated energy, exhales through his teeth.]

FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org

no.

[Though the CDC seems to think so. To hell with the CDC.]

FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org

this is fucked up

[He almost made you crash in midair that was actually warranted.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

it's not the worst that's happened to me. I'm fine now, your friends patched me up

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

there's people on that list who never showed up at the med rover, I'm more worried about them

["Not the worst" doesn't mean it should have happened at all. He's gnashed his teeth and run his mouth on the matter plenty, by now. (It hasn't really helped.)]

FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org
who

[Something a little more productive.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

i don't know everyone on the list, and maybe some were in and out while I was in the twilight zone but as far as i know these guys haven't showed up

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

noh varr, edward elric, terra (think so, never met her in person but remember her pic), jack benjamin, james barnes, elena gilbert, loki, tsunayoshi sawada, sturmhond, and zuko

[Editor's Note: adding Loki to the list of people who should be checked in on has him rolling his eyes into infinity but dickish Norse boogeyman or not, he shouldn't be dying of sudden organ failure alone in the woods somewhere just because Peter was mad about a thing another version of him did.

Even if that thing was try to kill pretty much...everyone...]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

those are only the ones i know though. Gonna message them myself too, but if you find them, get them some help?

[For sake of not complicating timelines I'll assume this is before Ed gets back to him.

It's a long list. Not as long as the original one. They're both too long.]

FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org
I'll look around

[Some of them he doesn't know at all, some of them he's pretty sure have other people looking for them already. One more set of eyes can't hurt. (Having something to focus his frustrated energy on that isn't getting himself killed for insubordination is probably a good idea at this point.)]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

thanks man. you're the best.

[And after a moment:]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

take my nanite gun, it's in rover 001 on the bottom left bunk, in my duffel bag. I haven't used it at all, it's still full up

[Don't thank him, Pete. All he wants is to do something about this. It's a frustratingly small something, but it's something. He lets it pass without comment.]

FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org
keep it. I've got more than you.

[Eren's been around for longer, more supply drops. Given his particular brand of gross superpower, he doesn't usually tend to need his own nanites for himself.]

[ACCEPT HIS FUCKING COMPLIMENT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

okay. good luck eren.

call me maybe

uuuuh during recovery i guess?

y, sure

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