Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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parker.peter@cdc.org
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[ UHHH THERE ARE STILL COOLER ALTERNATIVES
ONE DAY HE WILL HAVE A TALK WITH YOU, PETER. ABOUT HOW 'SPIDERMAN' SOUNDS LAME AS HELL ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't know. Does 'Snap', 'Crackle' and 'Pop' mean anything to you? I feel like he has a theme going on but I really don't get it.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I completed an assessment back on the Neheda. I think it's because of that.
ONE DAY HE WILL HAVE A TALK WITH YOU, PETER. ABOUT HOW 'SPIDERMAN' SOUNDS LAME AS HELL ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't know. Does 'Snap', 'Crackle' and 'Pop' mean anything to you? I feel like he has a theme going on but I really don't get it.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I completed an assessment back on the Neheda. I think it's because of that.
[You are not allowed to talk to him about lame anything until you stop shopping at hot topic and get a haircut.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you kidding me
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
That's rice krispies that's the tagline for a brand of cereal
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
he named his dogs after puffed rice that pops in milk
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
did you win at the assessment?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you kidding me
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
That's rice krispies that's the tagline for a brand of cereal
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
he named his dogs after puffed rice that pops in milk
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
did you win at the assessment?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I -- What? You're telling me these deadly murder-hounds are named after breakfast cereal?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I completed it, but that's really all I did. I'm still not sure why he picked Jean and I over everyone else. [ Also the goal of the assessment was to cuddle dogs ... ]
I -- What? You're telling me these deadly murder-hounds are named after breakfast cereal?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I completed it, but that's really all I did. I'm still not sure why he picked Jean and I over everyone else. [ Also the goal of the assessment was to cuddle dogs ... ]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Snap crackle pop kellogg's rice krispies
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
the sound effects are even the names of these dumb elf mascots, idk what gale was thinking
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
only you and jean got dogs? so there's still one up for adoption?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
maybe everyone else failed horribly and you two looked better by comparison
Snap crackle pop kellogg's rice krispies
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
the sound effects are even the names of these dumb elf mascots, idk what gale was thinking
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
only you and jean got dogs? so there's still one up for adoption?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
maybe everyone else failed horribly and you two looked better by comparison
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
He has a weird sense of humor. [ THESE DOGS LIKE ... MURDERED EVERYONE IN GREY. FAKE-MURDERED (it still felt real) ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't think so, considering the assessment was just to achieve ... cuddle mode. [ But who even knows. Maybe Gale likes dumb teenage boys. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
There're two up for adoption now. Jean had to return Crackle to Gale when he got out of Grey. He's already a zoo, anyway, so I don't think he'll miss him much.
He has a weird sense of humor. [ THESE DOGS LIKE ... MURDERED EVERYONE IN GREY. FAKE-MURDERED (it still felt real) ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't think so, considering the assessment was just to achieve ... cuddle mode. [ But who even knows. Maybe Gale likes dumb teenage boys. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
There're two up for adoption now. Jean had to return Crackle to Gale when he got out of Grey. He's already a zoo, anyway, so I don't think he'll miss him much.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Yes?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What's up Ino?
Yes?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What's up Ino?
[...Shit. It's been days, he thought everyone who'd figured it out had already finished screaming at him.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Who told?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Who told?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Thank God It's Friday
end of the work week and all that
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
also that's so rude, my history is as rich and colorful as the ancient greeks
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
spider powers ≠ part spider it's just a theme okay
I don't have venom and i don't stick to things with tiny spider hairs
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
rude. I'm gonna feed him when you're not looking and make him fat as hell
Thank God It's Friday
end of the work week and all that
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
also that's so rude, my history is as rich and colorful as the ancient greeks
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
spider powers ≠ part spider it's just a theme okay
I don't have venom and i don't stick to things with tiny spider hairs
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
rude. I'm gonna feed him when you're not looking and make him fat as hell
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah him and mothership sentenced me to a cheese only diet once
these people are wierd
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
well to be fair trying to cuddle with something that looks like it's going to eviscerate you is a very daunting task
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i'm proud of you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
whoa congrats to jean? I haven't talked to that dude since we were on the spaceship, glad to hear he's okay.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
So you're up in the tree forts huh
Yeah him and mothership sentenced me to a cheese only diet once
these people are wierd
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
well to be fair trying to cuddle with something that looks like it's going to eviscerate you is a very daunting task
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i'm proud of you
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
whoa congrats to jean? I haven't talked to that dude since we were on the spaceship, glad to hear he's okay.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
So you're up in the tree forts huh
[After some reluctant rummaging, Peter fumbles back onto the blackglass.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
The gun's here plus some rounds. I can't find anything that looks personal.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm sorry man.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Where are you right now? I can give them to you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
The gun's here plus some rounds. I can't find anything that looks personal.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm sorry man.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Where are you right now? I can give them to you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
What?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
How? I don't remember?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Ino I'm really sorry, I'm so sorry, you shouldn't have had to see that
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
they brought back a few of the people that died the last few days and let the rest go. they won't say what the reason is.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm sorry
What?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
How? I don't remember?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Ino I'm really sorry, I'm so sorry, you shouldn't have had to see that
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
they brought back a few of the people that died the last few days and let the rest go. they won't say what the reason is.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm sorry
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Peter. [ ..... ]
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Look, I don't know if you know, but I'm trained as a medic-nin too.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
You're not the first person who's died on me, and you definitely won't be the last.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
At least you came back.
Peter. [ ..... ]
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Look, I don't know if you know, but I'm trained as a medic-nin too.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
You're not the first person who's died on me, and you definitely won't be the last.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
At least you came back.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Even so, that's not something I want to put on you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I can't even count the number of bodies I've seen by now. Doesn't make me any more happy to see new ones. Especially when they're people you know.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you okay?
Even so, that's not something I want to put on you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I can't even count the number of bodies I've seen by now. Doesn't make me any more happy to see new ones. Especially when they're people you know.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you okay?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
A cheese-only ... diet [ WTF ??? ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Well, yeah. We thought it might make things a little safer for us.
A cheese-only ... diet [ WTF ??? ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Well, yeah. We thought it might make things a little safer for us.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Seriously, Peter? This isn't something you get to put on me.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
I'm a shinobi of Konoha. I'm a medic. If I haven't accepted by now that the people I know and love will die, that they have died, then I don't deserve to wear the Leaf.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Do you really think I blame you? I mean, what were you supposed to do, just stop dying? Stay behind while everyone else went out?
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
So don't guilt yourself in my name, because then I'll really get pissed.
Seriously, Peter? This isn't something you get to put on me.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
I'm a shinobi of Konoha. I'm a medic. If I haven't accepted by now that the people I know and love will die, that they have died, then I don't deserve to wear the Leaf.
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Do you really think I blame you? I mean, what were you supposed to do, just stop dying? Stay behind while everyone else went out?
FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
So don't guilt yourself in my name, because then I'll really get pissed.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm not trying to insult you. You're probably more capable than half the kids our age here. Probably most. Ninja doesn't sound like a cushy life
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm just saying that I'm sorry, okay? Just accept that much?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I was supposed to kill. And I couldn't. That's on me.
I'm not trying to insult you. You're probably more capable than half the kids our age here. Probably most. Ninja doesn't sound like a cushy life
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I'm just saying that I'm sorry, okay? Just accept that much?
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
I was supposed to kill. And I couldn't. That's on me.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
my punishment for sneaking snacks from the kitchen. it was a harrowing era in my young life
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i was gonna make an ewok joke but i'm assuming that'd be lost on you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
can i come check it out? I've never been in a tree fort
my punishment for sneaking snacks from the kitchen. it was a harrowing era in my young life
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
i was gonna make an ewok joke but i'm assuming that'd be lost on you.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
can i come check it out? I've never been in a tree fort
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Did you get fat?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
EWOK is already lost on me.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Sure, come over whenever you want.
Did you get fat?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
EWOK is already lost on me.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Sure, come over whenever you want.
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
whys the restaurant called that
is it only open on fridays or smth
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
no idea who they are stop assuming i know your weird stories
but you still stick to things
and good to know ur not poisonous?????
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
are u trying to kill my pokemon
whys the restaurant called that
is it only open on fridays or smth
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
no idea who they are stop assuming i know your weird stories
but you still stick to things
and good to know ur not poisonous?????
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
are u trying to kill my pokemon
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
no it's piggybacking off of the feeling when the work week is done and you finally get a break so that you can
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why am i explaining this to you it's dumb just assume it's a restaurant and you get good mac and cheese there
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
oh my god fine
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
my history is as rich and colourful as the ancient pokefolks, who lived in pokefloats, with their pokemon who they fed pokefood and sang pokesongs to as they pokewatched the pokesun pokeset
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
POKEMON
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and no he'll just be fat and jolly
no it's piggybacking off of the feeling when the work week is done and you finally get a break so that you can
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
why am i explaining this to you it's dumb just assume it's a restaurant and you get good mac and cheese there
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
oh my god fine
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
my history is as rich and colourful as the ancient pokefolks, who lived in pokefloats, with their pokemon who they fed pokefood and sang pokesongs to as they pokewatched the pokesun pokeset
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
POKEMON
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
and no he'll just be fat and jolly
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