Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
nomoneystillproblems) wrote2014-12-03 09:15 pm
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call me maybe
parker.peter@cdc.org
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FROM: akame@cdc.org
yes...a lot of what i've seen, from these lights that run on lightning rather than lit by a flame, to doors that open by themselves, to devices like the blackglass...don't even exist where i'm from.
so i'd appreciate that very much. thank you.
FROM: akame@cdc.org
.....i hope it doesn't come to that. i really think he was just getting his hopes up. i don't feel like he should be faulted for that.
[but hell if she knows the do's and don'ts of flirting (or sexual harassment, in this case).
also, if jean gets jumped, it's kind of her fault for further spreading the misinformation, alas.]
FROM: akame@cdc.org
i'll do my best.
and if you need a hand if a fight breaks out, don't hesitate to contact me. you're helping me with figuring out new technology, after all.
[while they're on the subject of brawling. it's always good to be prepared.]
yes...a lot of what i've seen, from these lights that run on lightning rather than lit by a flame, to doors that open by themselves, to devices like the blackglass...don't even exist where i'm from.
so i'd appreciate that very much. thank you.
FROM: akame@cdc.org
.....i hope it doesn't come to that. i really think he was just getting his hopes up. i don't feel like he should be faulted for that.
[but hell if she knows the do's and don'ts of flirting (or sexual harassment, in this case).
also, if jean gets jumped, it's kind of her fault for further spreading the misinformation, alas.]
FROM: akame@cdc.org
i'll do my best.
and if you need a hand if a fight breaks out, don't hesitate to contact me. you're helping me with figuring out new technology, after all.
[while they're on the subject of brawling. it's always good to be prepared.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
well the only way this could be worse is if they were like those singing bass fish
and burst into eagle screeches whenever people walked by.
[Is this actually happening. Is Cap just bored or is he...Did he find his file and decide he feels bad enough to pity text him? Ugh. Whatever. Whatever.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Couple tshirts, some cereal. Pictures of my family. No eagles though.
well the only way this could be worse is if they were like those singing bass fish
and burst into eagle screeches whenever people walked by.
[Is this actually happening. Is Cap just bored or is he...Did he find his file and decide he feels bad enough to pity text him? Ugh. Whatever. Whatever.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Couple tshirts, some cereal. Pictures of my family. No eagles though.
Not many, actually. Most people covered it before I got to help anyone. [He grins broadly at the woman, though the bags under her eyes are a slight cause for concern. Maybe they'll all start sleeping now that the bugs are in remission. And the murders should technically stop.
He fishes his ball from his pocket and tosses it her way.]
Do you need a tutorial?
He fishes his ball from his pocket and tosses it her way.]
Do you need a tutorial?
[ He has not, in fact, read Peter's file yet. Keeps putting it off. ]
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
I really hope they don't start doing that.
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
Pictures are nice. Don't get a lot of stuff from home.
[ Except for the fact it kind of means someone probably went through their homes. ]
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
I really hope they don't start doing that.
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
Pictures are nice. Don't get a lot of stuff from home.
[ Except for the fact it kind of means someone probably went through their homes. ]
[Steve please learn to stalk, it'll probably save your butt someday. What if this was a Skrull?]
FROM:parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah I'm happy to see some familiar faces but I'm also creeped that someone fished through my albums to get them.
FROM:parker.peter@cdc.org
Can I help you with something or are you just killing time?
FROM:parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah I'm happy to see some familiar faces but I'm also creeped that someone fished through my albums to get them.
FROM:parker.peter@cdc.org
Can I help you with something or are you just killing time?
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
Yeah, that part's a little disconcerting.
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
Just thought I'd check in. Strangely enough, this felt like the least awkward opening.
[ As far as he knows, his other self is much better with this stuff. Rikki seemed proof of that. ]
Yeah, that part's a little disconcerting.
FROM: rogers.steve@cdc.org
Just thought I'd check in. Strangely enough, this felt like the least awkward opening.
[ As far as he knows, his other self is much better with this stuff. Rikki seemed proof of that. ]
[Peter stares at that for some time. How...kind of him. He lets his head thunk against the wall of his bunk and and mutters to the empty air for a bit.
So he's read the file and feels guilty. Obviously. There's no indication of who it was that Peter took the bullet for but the fact that he was dead probably stood out like a sore thumb. This Cap might have a better sense of humor than the guy he knows but it's still about the politics. Function, efficiency. If Peter was sitting here moping to himself then he'd better man up and get his act together, because everyone goes through hardship, blah blah blah. These messages would be quaint if they weren't loaded with words neither of the were willing to say.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
You don't have to worry about me.
So he's read the file and feels guilty. Obviously. There's no indication of who it was that Peter took the bullet for but the fact that he was dead probably stood out like a sore thumb. This Cap might have a better sense of humor than the guy he knows but it's still about the politics. Function, efficiency. If Peter was sitting here moping to himself then he'd better man up and get his act together, because everyone goes through hardship, blah blah blah. These messages would be quaint if they weren't loaded with words neither of the were willing to say.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
You don't have to worry about me.
i apologize for any rude that comes about now...
nomoneystillproblems
2015-01-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Was he freaking kidding him? That was so rich, who did he think he was fooling?]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
what would we talk about
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
what would we talk about
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
oh, you know. compares women to animals that need to be domesticated and how the lines of consent are so blurred that he figures she has to want his tiny d.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that grey area between 'yes' and 'no', man. it'll fuck you up every time.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
k. stay outta the vents!
oh, you know. compares women to animals that need to be domesticated and how the lines of consent are so blurred that he figures she has to want his tiny d.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that grey area between 'yes' and 'no', man. it'll fuck you up every time.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
k. stay outta the vents!
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
You probably know more about it than me at this point
You probably know more about it than me at this point
Edited (icon...) 2015-01-14 20:41 (UTC)
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
That's fine! I've met a lot of people that aren't used to this stuff. Don't be shy to ask.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
neither do i. this isn't the first message I've gotten about Jean though so there's a chance someone's gonna misunderstand in a bad way. The rumour mill runneth strong with this one...
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you into martial arts and things? because I always did want to learn. I get by on enhanced strength and stuff, no actual skill involved. Probably not the best to keep relying on luck.
That's fine! I've met a lot of people that aren't used to this stuff. Don't be shy to ask.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
neither do i. this isn't the first message I've gotten about Jean though so there's a chance someone's gonna misunderstand in a bad way. The rumour mill runneth strong with this one...
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Are you into martial arts and things? because I always did want to learn. I get by on enhanced strength and stuff, no actual skill involved. Probably not the best to keep relying on luck.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah i guess you could say he's done stuff
i wouldn't waste my time worrying about it though, we're all stuck in space now
Yeah i guess you could say he's done stuff
i wouldn't waste my time worrying about it though, we're all stuck in space now
FROM: akame@cdc.org
that...isn't good.
what else have you heard about him? nothing worse than what i've told you, i hope?
FROM: akame@cdc.org
i was trained in hand-to-hand combat, yes. it's a necessity---sometimes, you can't leave traces when eliminating a target. anyone who stumbles upon the scene would be able to have authorities track you down if you use a weapon too much.
well, if you have free time, i could teach you a few basic techniques and maneuvers. combine those with your enhanced strength, and you can deal a lot more damage than i can.
that...isn't good.
what else have you heard about him? nothing worse than what i've told you, i hope?
FROM: akame@cdc.org
i was trained in hand-to-hand combat, yes. it's a necessity---sometimes, you can't leave traces when eliminating a target. anyone who stumbles upon the scene would be able to have authorities track you down if you use a weapon too much.
well, if you have free time, i could teach you a few basic techniques and maneuvers. combine those with your enhanced strength, and you can deal a lot more damage than i can.
[As exhausted as she is, it's easy for muscle memory to kick in as she catches the ball out of reflex, peering at the peculiar object closely before tossing it right back over in Peter's direction.]
Technically not, but how about we consider this a little pop quiz?
Technically not, but how about we consider this a little pop quiz?
i'm sorry....i'm just being tsun i'll thread with you always
nomoneystillproblems
2015-01-21 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
You've seen my file. She was there.
You've seen my file. She was there.
Edited 2015-01-21 18:32 (UTC)
[He catches it one handed and gives her a questioning look.] I thought I was free of school in space.
[Guess not. Peter shrugs his shoulders and completes the distance between them, already working over the ball.] It's a little finicky, but usually if you get it right about— whoa, right there.
[And indeed. Impossibly the thing balloons up. Becomes the same pod that he'd awaken in (except not exactly the same, this one's free of holes from antsy feet. God he hope that doesn't show up on a bill somewhere.] And voila. Step inside the entrance there, and it'll blow mist at you. Bam. Cured.
[Guess not. Peter shrugs his shoulders and completes the distance between them, already working over the ball.] It's a little finicky, but usually if you get it right about— whoa, right there.
[And indeed. Impossibly the thing balloons up. Becomes the same pod that he'd awaken in (except not exactly the same, this one's free of holes from antsy feet. God he hope that doesn't show up on a bill somewhere.] And voila. Step inside the entrance there, and it'll blow mist at you. Bam. Cured.
Edited 2015-01-21 23:18 (UTC)
[Well at least Hange's an attentive audience even when she's already well-aware of how the strange contraption is activated, watching as the ball grow and inevitably transform in a fully sized pod.]
If only such a convenience were available with other things. Like showers.
[She'll make her way into the pod at that, and it's only then that she tugs down her cloth, these extra precautions having long since been wired into her muscles even when the threat no longer remains. When the mist blows over her she'll make a point to breath in deep, doing so for several seconds before she's satisfied enough to step back out.]
If only such a convenience were available with other things. Like showers.
[She'll make her way into the pod at that, and it's only then that she tugs down her cloth, these extra precautions having long since been wired into her muscles even when the threat no longer remains. When the mist blows over her she'll make a point to breath in deep, doing so for several seconds before she's satisfied enough to step back out.]
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