OPEN POST with a dash of shamelessly swiped random scenario meme

[nomoneystillproblems]

HI FOLKS. This is gonna be an open post for either Peter Parker (nomoneystillproblems) or Eren Jaeger (menintitans). I'm ganking the meme prompts from bakerstreet but if you have an idea for something else post it anyway, just let me play with you! X(

Speed don't matter and neither does common sense or previous CR....just love me......please....

RANDOM SCENARIOS!

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.


TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

Comments

5/19 I am so sorry but obv not

[sidecars]

A PERFECT CRIME! But Not Really

Hey, pal!
How's my favorite man in tights doing?
Listen, I need you to help me hide a body
Like right now

1/18 + 5/13 i do what i wAnt (cdc au??? tyl??? laughs hollowly)

[consignity]

[This is it, this is endmission. Red Team's wiped out the majority of the enemy forces; if there's still stragglers out there, whoever Red is on hand is playing cleanup with them. It's been rough, without a doubt. With rainy conditions and sprawling mountain terrain, movement's been a bitch and a half.

Akame takes a deep breath as she runs the very last security detail down with her trusty katana, Murasame, as she reaches the end of the final flight of stairs. The rest of the meager last-resort retaliation lie in sliced-up, blood heaps, peppering the precarious stairway network leading up to the inner stronghold where the enemy commander's holed up in.

Ten years, and this has become routine. She's not young anymore, and it shows. She's gotten a little thinner; her face looks somewhat weathered; there's a long scar now running down her right cheek, and she constantly wears her hair up instead of letting it flow free like she once did.

She's tired. She wants to get this over with so she can head back to the Neheda with the rest of the team, and she intends to carry this out alone, because they only have so much time before this planet's reduced to nothingness, and the CDC wants no one left alive. If she handles this by herself---]

...You followed me, didn't you?

[She stops just as she's about to proceed and trigger the motion detector that'll grant her entry, only slightly turning her head to address one Peter Parker. Her tone is neutral, and though he won't be able to see it, her eyes tell a different story, slightly creased with worry.

Ten years later, and he's still fretting over her. Akame inhales, then exhales a noise that sounds almost like a sigh.]

I said I'd take care of the commander. I'll be fine... [She grips Murasame's handle, willing herself to remain focused. If she handles this by herself, no one will get hurt, just her. No one will die, just her, if worse comes to worse. All she ever does is lose, and she's tired of it.] ...So please go back to the rest of the team.

5-3 (gen - lost) idk

[counterattacked]

ok gimme peter >:c ........how about a cdc cr continuation/fish out of water canon hopping type thing because I'm too dead for anything more original rn I guess. Do whatever you want with peter's side on the cr retention/timeline front or yell at me to change things or w/e I'm making this all up

[This sort of thing had happened to him before. Way back at the start, on Ajna, when he'd walked through a portal in the ground and wound up back on his horse in Karanese, right where he'd been taken from. Only this time the great big creepy eye shaped hole in the ground didn't drop him in Stohess, or Karanese, or anywhere he recognizes. And this time he doesn't immediately forget everything that had happened in the many months (years?) since his consignment.

It reminds him of Selena, a little, in how busy and loud and sprawling it is. Or those spooky prison colonies they'd spent weeks in after Macha, only much (much) more alive. Streets choked with the same kind of cars he'd seen Niko messing with, there. Enormous shining buildings stretching as far as he could see. More people in one place than he's probably encountered anywhere. (The population of the city would dwarf the population of the entire human race, where he comes from. Several times over. He doesn't know that, but he can get a feel of the population density, and it is staggering.) And all around signs and papers covered in words that he manages to identify as English through the increasingly less hopeless amounts of it he's picked up from his comrades. (It was a pretty common language on the Neheda, and they'd all agreed that being able to communicate during the rare-but-usually-dire times when the translator system failed was a good idea.)

His cuff is resoundingly useless—still fastened tight around his wrist, lit red and still functioning, but all communications and data read a damning NO SIGNAL. His earpiece still works as well—he can understand the chatter of the people he passes in the streets perfectly, though the reverse would be too convenient. He tries asking a woman where he is and she looks unsure and apologizes for “not speaking German.” He tries again experimentally in his not-as-shitty-as-it-used-to-be English. This time she smiles politely through his accent to tell him that he's in a place called “Bronx.”

They'd just dropped onto a new planet, before he fell through the ground and into another one entirely. Which is lucky in some ways. He's got a duffel bag with his gear and rifle in it, along with a few of his things and a decent set of rations. It's a little cold out, after the first night he switches out to the garish old green hoodie Hinata had given him, once, which does a better job of blending him in with the crowd than his standard issue gear or his worn Survey Corps jacket.

But if he was worried about people being suspicious of him, he had little reason to be. People look right over him when they see him on the street, maybe frowning slightly at his oddly-matched clothes or his oversized duffel for a second before wandering off, entirely unphased. Sometimes, on the rare occasions they catch him taking shelter at night, they avoid eye contact and speed up a bit until they pass him by. (Usually. He gets attacked once, by a man with a knife, and Eren breaks his wrist disarming him and never sees him again.)

Most of a week passes, and the portal in the ground doesn't reappear. He cannot contact his comrades through his cuff. He's still little closer to knowing where he is, or how the hell he's supposed to get out, or what the hell happened to the others. (Newspaper stories about a “Spider-Man” batter against his hindbrain for attention, but he can't place it. He pushes it aside for bigger things like the wheres and the whys. Peter'd been transferred a whole ago, and Eren hadn't paid his alter ego much mind after he'd mentioned it in their introduction.) Walking through the narrow streets in the same general area only gets him so far. Time to look at things from a slightly different perspective.

The upgrades they'd managed to get from the Neheda's skilled engineers help a lot with fuel efficiency, more reliable performance in new terrain. But he'd still been taking care to ration his supplies. Now, he climbs up to a rooftop via an old fire escape and straps on his gear for the first time in days, finding a likely looking route up and through the city, he hammers down on the triggers in his hands and takes to the air.]